- Fan: I love Coldplay so much!
- Chris: Thanks a lot!
- Fan: But you know what... I think I love Crazy Frog more though.
- Chris: ....
- Chris: But... but, how?! Nooo... please, we're better than Crazy Frog, pls I will give you free tickets for every coldplay concert ever just pls love us more!
- Chris: This will follow me until I die. The Crazy Frog... I will never run away from you...
- Chris: *cries* But we beat Crazy Frog... we were better.... pls love us.
With the release of Magic and Midnight and eventually Ghost Stories, which will inevitably attract new fans, I’m putting together a masterpost of the most important things you need to know about the wonderful band named Coldplay and the mostly wonderful fans who support them.
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together